A funny thing happened at the incall.......

[Jacrny2000]

I forgot about this. Yrs ago a Dallas based young lady was travelling and we met at her hotel in Tulsa. After we were done we were sitting there finishing off a bottle of wine, with the TV on. On the news comes a story about a bust at a local AMP, and one of the clients arrested was a guy I went to school with, and had been active in the local swinging community, but also was known to be one who never played discretely.

[AvaAstor]

In my prior life (corporate sales), I was staying at a hotel in Tulsa for training. I am an early riser so I used to always go out on the balcony, have a cup of coffee and a smoke before even washing my face. After having finished my ritual, I started to go back inside and take a shower. I was having difficulty getting the sliding glass door open when I looked in and realized the safety bar had fallen into place - meaning I was not going back in without a little help. It took about 45 minutes until someone appeared in the parking lot and I could yell for them to send housekeeping. By the time housekeeping came, the sun was up and traffic on the BA Expressway was in full force (I was in complete view). The best part.... I was only wearing panties!!!!!!

[charlestudor2005]

As long as we're telling Tulsa stories...When I lived there about 20 years ago, I took up one of the downtown premier hotels on their New Year's Eve offer. Got there, checked in, and went to the room...only to open the door with my key and find the room already taken by an elderly couple. Relief! They were dressed, but comfortable. However, me popping into the room really surprised and upset them.

I just went down to the desk, explained the situation, and got another room.

Considering the quality and reputation of the hotel, I always felt the management should have comped the room for both parties.

[Crash Davis]

Okay, since we are telling Oklahoma stories, and I'm from Oklahoma. Here is what happened to me when Oklahoma visits Las Vegas. During my wilder years (10 years gone), let just say when you have gamed all night and drank until dawn and what you think is the bathroom door is really the hallway and you walk toward the light that you think is the toilet only to have it turn out to be the soda/ice machine room.....oh and just in my tighty-whites. Yeah my drunken ass used the hallway courtesy phone to explain that one to the front desk. It could have been worse I guess lol…..

[MsKristine]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

sunday a client and i were taking a shower---as we were participating in some "oral washing techniques" I slipped down on my butt and my head hit the back of the tub.....and the funniest part is that at the same moment his volcano was erupting{lol}!!!!!!.So I got another shower .......and now also big gooseegg !!!

That's funny Dallas, I had something kinda like that happen to me years ago. Was dating a guy, he was taking a shower so I thought I would surprise him with some fun. He was all lathered up and well let's say having his own stroking session (with noises and all) so when I stepped in he got startled ended up slipping back, falling against the shower wall all the while exploding on me, the shower curtain and some on the ceiling.

[DallasRain]

MsKristine --thats funny{but its not}...guess you could call that a "white shower"...lol!!

I had a client yesterday that when he was exploding his load,he started whistling!!!

[Ziel]

I have a ton of these stories. Guess I can tell one for now.

I have dating this one girl for a few months and I had just moved into a new place. We picked to break in the new place and head to the bedroom. After a few mins of the slow paced love we start getting into it hard and the bed starts rockin.

out of no were the damn end legs of the bed fell the fuck off. Now with the bed getting held up by only the front legs we roll backwards and I slam into the wall putting a hole in it. She ended up landing on me not wall.

I found out that when moving my bed they took it apart and broke the bolt locks. So instead of telling me they just put legs on bed and stuck the bolts into the hole and nothing was holding the bolts or legs onto the bed.

[charlestudor2005]

Most of these are pretty funny.