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Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
The black velvet Elvis is in my living room, next to the open heart of Mother Mary. The dogs playing poker is in my man cave. I appreciate great art.
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The true measure of a great velvet Elvis painting is that the eyes appear to follow you. As far as the dogs playing poker painting, it's obviously a masterpiece; If I was president, I'd hang it in the oval office.
I'm reminded of a great scene from the original movie "The Inlaws" where the banana republic dictator has a vast collection of cheezy velvet art paintings.