What is the funniest event that occured during a Date? [the Griffin Question of the Day #4]

[Griffin]

What is the funniest event that occured during a Date?

I was with this vey sexy looking Provider, and as we are laying there rubbing and feeling each other up; I have a super hard erection that comes on very quickly. I sneezed vey hard once. Some more sexy touching and I sneeze again. So I say to her, “I think I’m allergic to sex!” The response I got from her facial reaction, was priceless.

I would like to hear from both the Providers and the Hobbyists please. I really have enjoyed reading your comments on the QOD#3!

[the Griffin]

[boardman]

One time I was fucking this chick and she kept asking all these stupid questions. I finally shoved my dick in her mouth and told her to shut the fuck up.....Well, I thought it was funny.

[AllisonofHouston]

Originally Posted by Griffin

What is the funniest event that occured during a Date?

I was with this vey sexy looking Provider, and as we are laying there rubbing and feeling each other up; I have a super hard erection that comes on very quickly. I sneezed vey hard once. Some more sexy touching and I sneeze again. So I say to her, “I think I’m allergic to sex!” The response I got from her facial reaction, was priceless.

I would like to hear from both the Providers and the Hobbyists please. I really have enjoyed reading your comments on the QOD#3!

[the Griffin]

I just love your questions..its helping me get to know you better..and I remember that, lol at least you didn't say that you were allergic to me...

[Wakeup]

This one time...at band camp...I fucked Carkido in the ass...I LOL'd...

[dearhunter]

Carkido was at band camp?

That explains allot.......ijs.

[Peter Goesinya]

Back when I was a youngster (22) I hooked up with a girl I had gone to school with but who was now married. We checked into a local notel and did the deed finishing up with a trip to the islands. We had been drinking so after the sex we both fell asleep. I woke up about an hour later to the worst smell. I pulled back the covers and there was shit everywhere. It wasn't me. I ran to the shower and cleaned up and woke her up. She swore it wasn't her shit.

[ObyDATY]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

This one time...at band camp...I fucked Carkido in the ass...I LOL'd...

No review?

[DaChef]

Originally Posted by Peter Goesinya

Back when I was a youngster (22) I hooked up with a girl I had gone to school with but who was now married. We checked into a local notel and did the deed finishing up with a trip to the islands. We had been drinking so after the sex we both fell asleep. I woke up about an hour later to the worst smell. I pulled back the covers and there was shit everywhere. It wasn't me. I ran to the shower and cleaned up and woke her up. She swore it wasn't her shit.

[oilfieldscum]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Carkido was at band camp?

That explains allot.......ijs.

With Wakeup

That explains even more...lol

[Missy Mariposa]

I wrote about this on my blog awhile ago, it has not been beat.



Money on fire.

I like candles. If you’ve ever seen me professionally, you know this. In my bathroom I have (HAD) 2 recessed tealight holders, each holds 4 candles. You can wash your hands, use mouthwash, and leave your envelope in the basket without ever turning on the light. It was a normal morning, the client had just come out of the restroom and we were having a nice chat when I smelled something on fire. I had no idea what it could be but could not visually identify anything so I went into the only other room with candles – the bathroom – only to see a large blaze.

Apparently without noticing the client had set the envelope down directly on one of the candle holders (which was strangely, not even near the basket or empty counter space). I threw the envelope into the sink and turned on the water. Shockingly despite the blaze, most of the money was intact. $60 was not salvageable and I had a fun time putting the rest through the a money order machine while about 8 people stared at me probably wondering what the hell happened to that money.

[Hush of Texas]

Hmmm, so many funny stories to tell... starts as an amazing double... fast forward to the end... all 3 in shower, girls start drying off... guy still in shower, as he steps out he slips and falls (and this is no little guy)... but in slow motion grasping for anything ... boom butt down and legs over his head. Everyone died laughing... no one was hurt. We all still laugh about this to this day. It really happened in slow motion, there was nothing anyone could do.

Another funny one me and my girlfriend laugh about to this day... happened many many years ago... before we learned of aspd... i was at my friends house and she was about to have a guy over (again before any of us even knew about screening) She was so nervous... she started looking around for anything to use as a weapon just in case... something not as obvious as a knife. So she turns an iron on. The guy comes, and ends up being a super quiet shy hispanic who spoke very little english. Session went perfect. Ended up being a long time client of hers. Still to this day i know him is "the iron guy" lol. After so many years around the buis, you hear so many stories. These were the 2 that popped into my head. Maybe not funny to everyone, but stacy and i laugh about these to this day!