Moving to Las Vegas!

[Gentleman]

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, "What are you doing?"

She answers, "I'm moving to Nevada.

I heard prostitutes there get paid $ 400 for doing what I do for you for free."

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies:

"I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year."

[Sweet N Little]

LOL Gentleman! reminds me of this one..

Mrs. Jones comes into the house jubilantly, slamming the door behind her. She looks over to her husband Jim and says, "pack your bags, I just one the lottery."

"Woo-hooo, alright!" he says, jumping up off of the couch, "Should I pack for the mountains or should I pack for the beach?"

"I don't care," she replies, "just get the fuck out."