Should New People Post Threads...Or Is it Outlawed down south...LOL

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

BM...up the shut fuck...

You know, when I read that real fast it looks like.....Oh wait, nevermind. I see what you did there.

I'm bangin' the RTM...

[Yowzer]

I think Tobor sumed it up nicely.

And google image search on "Attention Whore"
Best of:




Since we all like cats here:



And to leave it on a fun note:

[dearhunter]

Do you have blue water at your incall?

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Tobor the 8th Man

Excepting of the "Who's in town and how good are they" type of posts and alerts, I'm pretty sure every question a newbie could possibly consider has been posted and answered about 47,000 times.

Here's my personal newbie rules: (Which are really just paraphrases of stuff already posted)
1) Search is your friend
2) Stickies are your friend
3) STFU and read the entire thread is your friend
4) Take the time to learn your Eccie-isms
5) If the top four fail you and you make a post only to find the replies are dominated by animated kitten GIFs, FACEPALMs, Demotived posters, smileys eating popcorn and Can I Haz Cheezerburger images, reread rules 1-4 above.
6) Do not post while butthurt. It's the raison d'être for a lot of these guys.

Buzzkill...Geez!

If this gets turned into a sticky on the welcome page Ima get pissed!

[Guest032414-2]

Originally Posted by boardman

Buzzkill...Geez!

If this gets turned into a sticky on the welcome page Ima get pissed!

No worries, the debbie chick has made it sticky enough on her own...

[john353]

Ender has the right idea...lets see pics of her taint!

So debbie...how naughty are you? You could go from FAIL to WIN in very short order.

[Jusanotherdude]

Originally Posted by boardman

Buzzkill...Geez!

If this gets turned into a sticky on the welcome page Ima get pissed!

It might be sticky worthy based on that alone....... heh...

JaD

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

don't mind me. I'm just getting my post count back up