Hot summer day in west Texas
It was 115 degrees outside an a small gay guy walks into The bar in far west Texas, and asked bartender for a drink. The bartender says you know we don't serve gays here, but the gay guy says he just needs to get out of the heat and promised not to talk to anyone, and just sit in the far corner, drink his drink, and leave.
Before he finished his drink a huge Texan pushed through the swinging doors and said "I'M SO THIRSTY I COULD LICK THE SWEAT OFF A BULLS BALLS". The little gay guy says "moooo mooo big boy"
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