A Cannibal walks into a restaurant...
A Cannibal walks into a restaurant...
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by
a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+Tourist:----------------------------------------------$5.00
+Broiled Missionary:-----------------------------$10.00
+Fried Explorer:----------------------------------$15.00
+Baked or Grilled Democrat / Republican:--$100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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