I mentioned this in a national thread last year and it is still very humorous to me to this day...
I bought the house next door to me, it had gone into foreclosure, and I snapped it up at a good price, fixed it up and decided I would market it myself, since I did live right next door...
Put advertising out, and recieved a call from a gentleman who stated that his wife and himself would love to see the property, so I gave them directions and proceeded to open the house up for their viewing...
I am waiting in the driveway, and they pull up, gentleman gets out, shakes hands with me, his wife steps out, smiles, says hello, and we shake hands...
I had been seeing her for quite some time, as I was a regular client of hers; she being a very well known provider at the time...
We proceed through the house, showing them the qualities and features of the house, and all the time the husband is looking around, we are trying to keep from bursting out laughing and playing a little grab ass with each other, I had to keep slapping her hands away and that made it even funnier...
They said their goodbyes, were very interested and would call me back later in the day with a decision...
After they left, I grabbed a shovel and proceeded to dig the tunnel from my house to next door...
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