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Old 03-28-2010, 04:55 PM   #1
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Default funny parrot

A woman went to a pet shop &immediately
spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said,
"Look, I should tell you first that this bird

used to live in a house of Prostitution
and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided
she had to have the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up
in her living room and waited for it to say



something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her,



and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the



implication,but then thought "that's really

not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from


school the bird saw and said,"New house, new madam, new girls."



The girls and the woman were a bit offended
but then began to laugh about the situation

considering how and where the parrot had


been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith
came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said,



"Hi Keith"
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Old 03-28-2010, 08:51 PM   #3
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