Most Annoying Words

[HlavinKitheri]

Most annoying three words to hear while having sex:

"HONEY! I'M HOME!"

[Sam54]

Originally Posted by HlavinKitheri

Most annoying three words to hear while having sex:

"

YOUR TIME'S UP!

DID YOU FART?

GET OFF ME!

[cnyred]

"That's extra."

[Tiger]

I've retired

or is it

I've unretired

[offshoredrilling]

right now for me

VP = verified provider LOL

[Sweet Destiny]

I HATE when people talk like this:

" OMG, like really, i just like went to ummm the mall and like bought ummm like a lot of clothes and umm then like ate some food and the like went home."

That is the most ANNOYING thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XOXOXO DESTINY XOXOXO

[JONBALLS]

"can you stop on your way and buy me a box of condoms?"

[offshoredrilling]

from before higher health risk and may have been the start of why some married guys got into hobby if heard from SO

almost forgotten today

"Rabbit died"

[HlavinKitheri]

Whenever I hear "worst thing EVER!" I think, ...

Ethnic Cleansing?
Nazi Germany?
Bubonic Plague?

Finding out they mean the latest Flaming Lips album or the long line at the Apple Store really helps me put those other things into perspective.

[Frankie Fine]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

"can you stop on your way and buy me a box of condoms?"

I am guilty, has happened. Ok. My New Years resolution is to never do that again. shit.

annoying words:

new years resolution, lol

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by Frankie Fine

I am guilty, has happened.

me: places box of condoms on the counter

cashier: typical funny look and starts smirking

me: Their for ME!!!!!!........... WHAT????!!............ I CAN GET LAID!!!!!

cashier: ya................suuuurrre ya can buddy...

me: just give me my GODDAMN CHANGE!!!

[offshoredrilling]

LOL and your a better looking guy than me

me: Marlboro box please

cashier: honey I got a box I want to sell ya

Ok it only happened once. but she was good to go


topic mmmmmm

voice mail is full

[NormalBob]

Without repeating any of the above... I hope:


"I'm running late. I need 15 more minutes."

"I don't have any condoms. Next time will be even better."

"My cell phone died."

"I love you. You're great. I'd like to borrow some money but I'll pay you back."

"I thought you wouldn't mind if I canceled our appointment. This other guy works out of town a lot and can only see me occasionally."

"Your cock is too big." [That one is annoying on 3 different levels]

"Can you pay for the room?"

"I don't really mean 'one hour', I meant until you've been satisfied."

"Can you buy me some (condoms, wine, liquor, lube...I've heard a few)?"