Love, Lust, Marriage

[badhusband]

LOVE-When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST-When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE-When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

LOVE-When intercourse is called "making love.',
LUST-When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.

LOVE-When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST-When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE-When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

LOVE-When you share everything you own.
LUST-When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE-When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST-When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE-When ... uh ... what's a climax?

LOVE-When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST-When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE-When you phone each other to bitch.

LOVE-When you write poems about your partner.
LUST-When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE-When all you write is checks.

LOVE-When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
LUST-When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all
around.
MARRIAGE - When you're only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE-When you see each other as often as possible.
LUST-When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE-When you never see each other awake.

LOVE-When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST-When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE-When your wallet empties every time you see them.

LOVE-When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you
feel.
LUST-When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE-When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE-When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST-When staying together is something you try not to think
about.
MARRIAGE-When just getting through the day is your only thought

LOVE-When you're only interested in doing things with your
partner.
LUST-When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE-When you're only interested in your golf score.

[GhostRider14616]

Truer words have never been spoken. There's nothing like a good marriage to suck the life out of you. That quote belongs to me.

[mikkifine]

I love it. Funny but true. LOL!

This is why I like being single. The lust part is more fun and less stress.

[DallasRain]

lol--Yep!

[MsKriss4Play]

Originally Posted by badhusband

LOVE-When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST-When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE-When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

LOVE-When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you
feel.
LUST-When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE-When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE-When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST-When staying together is something you try not to think
about.
MARRIAGE-When just getting through the day is your only thought

Good one Bad..

[i'va biggen]

I just remembered why I am single

[blight782]

ROLFMAO.. absolutely true.. thumbs up!!

[badhusband]

That's what makes it so funny!!