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Old 12-12-2011, 02:28 PM   #1
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Smile I think I want to be a Pig in my next life

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)


(This one's my personal favorite)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Don't try this at home ; maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


(this one's my 2nd favorite)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)


Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.......)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)



Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.


(and God love that pig!)
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Old 12-12-2011, 03:05 PM   #2
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Funny one
Maxx!!!
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Old 12-12-2011, 05:20 PM   #3
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Hey S & L i asked you not to post my pic...
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Hey S & L i asked you not to post my pic...
LOL sorry baby!
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the pig is the closest to a human being than only other animal. Pig hearts are used to replace human hearts, I am in the meat business

also the term "pig skin" is refered to when talking about a college diploma because that is what they used when my grandmother got hers, true
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Old 12-13-2011, 12:52 AM   #6
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
A football field is 300 feet long. If that is 350 times my body length, then I am less than one foot tall! It's more like the length of SIX football fields.

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Can a snail jump? What about an oyster?

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
How could they know that?
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Old 12-13-2011, 01:05 PM   #7
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Can a snail jump? What about an oyster?
How could they know that?
They're not animals...


Great read.. and once again SNL found the pictorial perfect. Hope you get your wish and thanks for sharing. I was hoping I could find something to pass on to my friends. Thanks
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They're not animals...
Well sure they are. What else would they be, plants? Anyway, this isn't biology class. Was just poking fun at the list.
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Old 12-13-2011, 05:22 PM   #9
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They're not animals...


Great read.. and once again SNL found the pictorial perfect. Hope you get your wish and thanks for sharing. I was hoping I could find something to pass on to my friends. Thanks
A 30 minute orgasm would be catclysmic , but it's fun to think about it. I certainly would be drained, and your welcome MsKriss.

@KCQuestor, I know your pokin' fun, by the way, a snail is an insect not an animal, FYI. As for humans and dolphins having sex for pleasure .... our government spent alot of your tax money to find that out.

@SNL, love that pig, wish I was him!!!
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OK, sorry to be a downer on a joke thread. As a science teacher I am just kind of unsure how to proceed with this idea that 1) snails are insects and that 2) insects are not animals. I think I will just drop it.
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Old 12-13-2011, 10:56 PM   #11
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LOL Loved it, heard most of it before, but still good for a laugh!
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Old 12-16-2011, 04:30 AM   #12
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really a good and funny one..lol i just stop laughing..
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