Why is a wedding dress white?

[Jdriller]

IT TOOK A VERY BRAVE MAN TO WRITE THIS....


IT TAKES AN EVEN BRAVER ONE TO FORWARD IT....!!
A son asked his mother the following question:
' Mom, why are wedding dresses white? '
The mother looks at her son and replies:
' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

' Dad why are wedding dresses white? '

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

[pyramider]

You are going to be beaten by every lady hereabouts.

[Liliana]

I don't know if I'm supposed to laugh or be offended. Can I do both?

[DFWRaven]

All My Appliances are Black.... Maybe I'm Marrying the Wrong Women.....

[badhusband]

My appliances are naked!

[WiLsOn]

Are you implying that a wife is a device that you screw on the bed and it does the housework?

[Debian]

I don't know for example