Timing is everything

[lemontrees]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing their usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As Bill walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said
Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
His eyes lit up and he thought, "I am either still dreaming
Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then
Gave it his all; right there on the kitchen, table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

[Bull149]

True, funny but oh so unkind to my fragil ego.

[charlestudor2005]

She would have asked me to fuck her four times...

[Dasani]

Well...
she knew he would only, take 1minute, and did not want to, burn the eggs.

What a smart lady.

[wackatronic]

Originally Posted by Nina A. Ross

Well...

she knew he would only, take 1minute, and did not want to, burn the eggs.

What a smart lady.

You must think that we are complete idiots and you feel the need to explain the joke to us.

[lemontrees]

Nina,

It reallly isn't necessary to explain jokes and statements to anyone. If they don't understand them they will either ask for clarification or they will just forget about them.. And if the joke was lame enough for MOST to not get, tehn it wasn't the greatest to begin with. But help beyond that is not really needed.

[Pflugerbill]

What is with the freaking commas????????????????? Nina, come on!!!!!!!!!

[O'Mike]

Dang it, I wish I was able to have read Nina's post before it was pulled. It sounds like it was almost as funny as the original posting.