Hey All! Get Your Over The Age Of 70 - Lovemaking Tips Right Here!

[DreamyKisses]

Lovemaking Tips For Those Over The Age Of 70 !!! Please take this advice seriously!


1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..

6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..

8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

[DFWRaven]

Hell... I'm over 50 and All but number 6 apply.... And last time I was with a Spinner, It almost did..
She went from Cowgirl to Reverse Cowgirl and kicked me in the jaw on her way around....

[Guest030824]

I am 71 and have never needed any of the suggestions. But I date wild and sexy women. I tried two at a time but that was a little over kill. I don't think I could have handled that two when I was 22.

[Sweet N Little]

Originally Posted by DFWRaven

Hell... I'm over 50 and All but number 6 apply.... And last time I was with a Spinner, It almost did..
She went from Cowgirl to Reverse Cowgirl and kicked me in the jaw on her way around....

I call that rough sex lol