Heard any good excuses lately?

[Hercules]

I mean this for fun and had to share this.

Trying to convert this new gal to the dark side. She’s expressed interest and asked a lot of questions. We agree to a basic appointment. I tell her I have a narrow window of opportunity and if she can’t make it to call me.

She no-call, no-shows. Ordinarily I’d be a little put-off. But I gave this one a low probability of success since she’s never done this before (she’s hot so I have to try!)

I’m out shopping yesterday and guess who I bump into? She sees me and she forces a smile that says; ~Oh shit I better think quick!~

Normally I don’t say anything to a lady in public but she comes up to me and says “I’m soooo sorry I gotta explain” I tell her no need and start up my bullshit shields cause I know she will anyway.

Her wheels are turning…I can hear the gears grinding. She points to her hair and says:
“Ummm I went to a new hair-dresser”....... Bullshit shields holding.
“And she used some new smelly shit in my hair”........ Bullshit shields getting a little stressed.
“And I think it kinda made me fuckin drunk…kinda like amnesia!”....... RED ALERT! Bullshit shields overloading.

I gave her a little shoulder squeeze to let her know all is OK and she’s welcome to try again.

Amnesia inducing hair gel. It just too fucking cute to be mad at. Give her an A for effort and a F- for creativity.

[Torito]

Originally Posted by Hercules

I mean this for fun and had to share this.


Amnesia inducing hair gel. It just too fucking cute to be mad at. Give her an A for effort and a F- for creativity.

I don't know..... How many times have I encounter insanity inducing pussy?

I don't even have to touch it, smell it, or see it. It's just knowing that it is there.


Torito

[clarkkentglasses]

LMAO!

[TexTushHog]

I thought by definition there was no such thing as a good excuse. In my book, one's as bad as the next.

[bigmarv]

When will these ladies learn that NC/NS = NO $$$. It's not rocket science, just call and say you can't make it for what ever reason.

[ElisabethWhispers]

Originally Posted by Hercules

I mean this for fun and had to share this.

Trying to convert this new gal to the dark side. She’s expressed interest and asked a lot of questions. We agree to a basic appointment. I tell her I have a narrow window of opportunity and if she can’t make it to call me.

She no-call, no-shows. Ordinarily I’d be a little put-off. But I gave this one a low probability of success since she’s never done this before (she’s hot so I have to try!)

I’m out shopping yesterday and guess who I bump into? She sees me and she forces a smile that says; ~Oh shit I better think quick!~

Normally I don’t say anything to a lady in public but she comes up to me and says “I’m soooo sorry I gotta explain” I tell her no need and start up my bullshit shields cause I know she will anyway.

Her wheels are turning…I can hear the gears grinding. She points to her hair and says:
“Ummm I went to a new hair-dresser”....... Bullshit shields holding.
“And she used some new smelly shit in my hair”........ Bullshit shields getting a little stressed.
“And I think it kinda made me fuckin drunk…kinda like amnesia!”....... RED ALERT! Bullshit shields overloading.

I gave her a little shoulder squeeze to let her know all is OK and she’s welcome to try again.

Amnesia inducing hair gel. It just too fucking cute to be mad at. Give her an A for effort and a F- for creativity.

This story made me laugh. I'm glad that you thought it was cute enough to share. But I believe you're being a little hard on the grading, professor. She needs a bit of a higher grade for creativity. And besides, just think about it. The fumes from the hair gel "could" have made her lightheaded and forgetful! Seriously.

Elisabeth

P.S. Quit recruiting ladies to "this". It's fun in theory but bad for the soul. Hugs.

[ck1942]

P.S. Quit recruiting ladies to "this". It's fun in theory but bad for the soul. Hugs.

Amen.

Don't "recruit."

If they want to "enlist," that's the way to go.