Expensive Date

[badhusband]

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date from her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu; shrimp cocktail, lobster Patron & champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said "Would you care for dessert?"

[DallasRain]

lol---love it

[ElisabethWhispers]

Moved to the correct forum per OP's request. Funny joke!!!

Hugs,
Elisabeth

[badhusband]

Yes, thank you! I'm more awake this morning now!