Getting old in FLORIDA

[Jdriller]

Getting old in FLORIDA

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Punta Gorda, doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'

The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'

The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'

The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'

[chrissy]

lol..now I cant wait to get old here!

[Sweet N Little]

LOL driller ...


old penis poem ....


My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.

[badhusband]

Mine would love to stand and watch YOU shave!! And then I'm not responsible for happens after that.....

[mixer220]

I have a second home in St Pete and when I visit I notice the over
50 women are more horny aggressive than the younger ladies.
Can't wait to retire there.