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Old 03-02-2010, 07:42 AM   #1
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Yesterday evening, I had a really hot chick ask me if I like breasts or legs. I told her I prefer a smooth, shaved snatch...

I just found out I've been banned from going to that KFC ever again.

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Had a similar - but different occurence at a BBQ place in NW AR. I ordered a pork sandwhich and the cutie behind the counter asked me if I preferred my pork pulled or sliced.....well let's just say that my answer had my group and a few other patrons on the ground howling and the cutie never even blinked. The pulled pork samich was great!
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Hey, I resemble that remark! I dang near split a gut laughing at this thread. Now back to BlondLily's comment about keeping a condom on her hand...that's not going to make things last any longer, is it?
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Old 03-04-2010, 05:15 AM   #4
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Had a similar - but different occurence at a BBQ place in NW AR. I ordered a pork sandwhich and the cutie behind the counter asked me if I preferred my pork pulled or sliced.....
That is so obviously begging for a suggestive comeback I wish I'd been there to see her reaction... I wouldn't be surprised if that was intentional on her part.

If it wasn't, she's going to think about how she phrases the question next time.

It's been almost a month since I last had some pulled pork myself. While I could have some again anytime I want, alas, I won't be able to enjoy the same companionship I enjoyed it with for quite a while.

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Hey, I resemble that remark! I dang near split a gut laughing at this thread. Now back to BlondLily's comment about keeping a condom on her hand...that's not going to make things last any longer, is it?
As many threads as I've hijacked in my own career (here and elsewhere), I certainly can't complain, but I am curious how we managed to shift gears from suggestive food comebacks to condoms and lasting longer...

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I was just thinking the other day that I needed some more Memphis BBQ and, of course, some quality BCG time.
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I was just thinking the other day that I needed some more Memphis BBQ and, of course, some quality BCG time.
Anytime my dear, just let me know when you'll be in town. I'm sure we can find a good BBQ place and some quality BCD time.
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I was just thinking the other day that I needed some more Memphis BBQ and, of course, some quality BCG time.
And we can do dessert first again?



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BCG---you rock babe!!! I know of a place in New orleans that serves "the hottest juiciest breasts & legs"...lol!!!
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BCG---you rock babe!!!
Awwwwwww... Higher praise I have never received... well not in public, anyway.

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I know of a place in New orleans that serves "the hottest juiciest breasts & legs"...lol!!!
I simply must check that place out sometime. Sad to say, I've never ever been to Nawlins yet.

I wonder who I can convince to show me a good time there?

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