08-29-2011, 01:02 PM
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Very Important Penis
Join Date: Oct 31, 2010
Location: Las Vegas via PHX-DEN-KC-STL-CHI
Posts: 1,985
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Why fishing is better than sex...
10 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you.
09 - Fish dont mind if you fart in the middle of Fishing.
08 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
07 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
06 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
05 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
04 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
03 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
02 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.
01- Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
Enjoy yourself,
Stay safe,
Be cool.
Setty (SouthSide)
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