A Male Fairy Tale!

[Nutting Buckeye]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "NO !!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skanky long-legged, big-tittied broads, hunted, fished, bought cars, went to bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Margaritas and never heard b----ing and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

THE END!!!.........

[initial d]

LMAO...that is too funny!!!

[shooter1a]

Nothing funny about it.
I plan to have this printed up on the back of my calling cards to give out at weddings to prospective grooms.
If the Catholic Chirch wished to do a good deed for all manking the priest should council grooms with these words before a wedding.
Marrage and suicide are two forms of the same act.