Old Time Sex .....
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember
the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We
went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the
back fence and I made love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there
again and we can
do it for old time's sake?'
'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like crazy, but a good
idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to
himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no
trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each
other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get
to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his
trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then
suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever
seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed... He thinks he has learned
something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is
truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but
that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,'Fifty years
ago that wasn't an electric fence.
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