It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : )
It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.
It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.
its so hot, the squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of
distance.
You discover that it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
It's So Hot....... Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing!!
Campbell Soup Co. has changed the directions on its cans to, "Just pour and eat."