[quote=Chainsaw Anthropologist;1483216]
You must exceed these requirements (edited somewhat):
1. graduated from high school with a 3.5 gpa with HONORS and french, spanish, and german.
2. accepted on a scholarship.
3. proof read and fix every damn post on this forum.
4. won writing contests since elementary school.
5. type over 80 wpm (thats words per minute).
6. know the girl or guy ISNT stupid and KNOWS how to spell and speak correctly.
For the love of G, man, where's your capitalization in the above? The punctuation? Oh, the humanity!!