and my all time favorite.
A young indian brave goes up to the tribal chief and says, "For as long as anyone can remember you have always named the new babies in the tribe. How do you come up with the names?"
The chief responds, "When a baby is born, I look to the river and name new baby 'Waters Swiftly Flowing'".
"When another baby is born, I look to the mountains and see snow gently falling, I name new baby "Snow Gently Falling".
"When a new baby is born, I look to the plains and I see a bear dancing, I name new baby, 'Dancing Bear'".
"Why do you ask 'Two Dogs Fucking?'"
An oldie but a goodie ...
