So I found this gem just now. Apparently, after untold millions of dollars were spent, scientists have concluded that electrons (one of the smallest particles known) are almost perfectly spherical. I can now sleep easy at night!
I don't know jack shit about quantum physics, but it seems like the effort/money expended on figuring out the electron is perfectly round would have been better spent on feeding the hungry, curing cancer or just about any other noteworthy cause! Bleh! Maybe I'm just pessimistic after too much work and booze.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...er/?test=faces