A cucumber, a Penis and an Olive

[Sami]

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.
The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."
The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"

[tia travels]

If you sit there and picture it actually "throwing up"....eh....it doesn't sound to appealing or enticing. Don't want it in MY cave. I'd rather have it bursting with enthusiasm myself. LOL

[pyramider]

Thinck of it rather than throwing up but as merely spewing.

[Sweet N Little]

Funny Sami!!