Farmers Daughters
So there is this farmer out in the country and he has 3 daughters.
One friday night a young man walks up to the house, knocks on the door.
Farmer goes to answer the door with Shotgun in hand. He opens the door.
The young man says "Hello sir, my name is Freddy, I'm here to pick up Betty and I'm taking her to eat Spaghetti." Farmer says "wait in your car, I'll send her out".
A little later another young man knocks on the door, Farmer answers the door holding his shotgun.
The young man says "Hello sir, my name is Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo and I'm taking her to see a show." Farmer says "wait in your car, I'll send her out."
A little later another young man knocks on the door, Farmer answers the door holding his shotgun.
The young man says "Hello sir, my name is Chuck" and the farmer shoots his ass!
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