Fri, 9/27, 6:30 PM CDT
Virginia Tech
Hokies
2-2
(7) Miami (FL)
Hurricanes
4-0
Odds: MIA-19.5
O/U54.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Miami Convicts
don't get Hokie'd at home Convicts!!
Final
Virginia Tech
Hokies
34
(7) Miami (FL)
Hurricanes
38
controversial ending here. see above but the game is in books Convicts Win
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT
(20) Oklahoma State
Cowboys
3-1
(23) Kansas State
Wildcats
3-1
Odds: KSU-4.5
O/U55.5
TV: ESPN
Winner: K State
both teams lost last week. which one wins this week?
Final
(20) Oklahoma State
Cowboys
20
(23) Kansas State
Wildcats
42
told ya. K State smokes the cowpokes
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT
Minnesota
Golden Gophers
2-2
(12) Michigan
Wolverines
3-1
Odds: MICH-9.5
O/U35.5
TV: FOX
WINNER: Michigan
Michigan's offense sucks. but the gophertards are worse. UM wins in the Big House
Final
Minnesota
Golden Gophers
24
(12) Michigan
Wolverines
27
UM did everything they could to lose this game but still win.
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT
Kentucky
Wildcats
2-2
(6) Ole Miss
Rebels
4-0
Odds: MISS-17.5
O/U52.5
TV: ABC
WINNER: Lane KiffyTard
sorry my Kats. not enough mojo for Lane in his house
Final
Kentucky
Wildcats
20
(6) Ole Miss
Rebels
17
Wide Left Lane! lol didn't think my Kats had it in them. they DID!!
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT
(22) BYU
Cougars
4-0
Baylor
Bears
2-2
Odds: BAY-3.5
O/U45.5
TV: FS1
WINNER: BYU
Aranda is sinking at Baylor. BYU is looking like a contender in the Big12
Final
(22) BYU
Cougars
34
Baylor
Bears
28
BYU gets a tough test on the road. they won. move on BYU
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT
Wisconsin
Badgers
2-1
(13) USC
Trojans
2-1
Odds: USC-15.5
O/U51.5
TV: CBS
WINNER: USC
Whisky lost their QB last week. big edge to RileyTard and the condomheads
Final
Wisconsin
Badgers
21
(13) USC
Trojans
38
Whisky beat USC for 30 minutes. problem is .. the game is 60 minutes. USC pulled away
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT
(21) Oklahoma
Sooners
3-1
Auburn
Tigers
2-2
Odds: OU-2.5
O/U45.5
TV: ABC
WINNER: ZerOU
ZerOU finds a way to rebound from the other UT game.
Final
(21) Oklahoma
Sooners
27
Auburn
Tigers
21
ZerOU limps out of Auburn with a weak win. their day comes sooner than later LOL
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT
Arkansas
Razorbacks
3-1
(24) Texas A&M
Aggies
3-1
Odds: TAMU-4
O/U52.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: ArkySaw Piggies
Bobbo Petrino smokes ElkoTard in his house BAHHAAAA
Final
Arkansas
Razorbacks
17
(24) Texas A&M
Aggies
21
Final
Arkansas
Razorbacks
17
(24) Texas A&M
Aggies
BAH. AggyFaggy survives the feral PiggyTard's attack
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT
(15) Louisville
Cardinals
3-0
(16) Notre Dame
Fighting Irish
3-1
Odds: ND-6.5
O/U45.5
TV: PEAC
WINNER: Cards
going all in with my alma mater to kick the neutered dame's ass!!!
Final
(15) Louisville
Cardinals
24
(16) Notre Dame
Fighting Irish
31
really wanted the alma mater to beat these bums. their day will come
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Sat, 9/28, 3:15 PM CDT
Mississippi State
Bulldogs
1-3
(1) Texas
Longhorns
4-0
Odds: TEX-38.5
O/U62.5
TV: SECN
WINNER: Texas
no way in this reality Texas loses their SEC opener HOOK'EM HORNS!
Final
Mississippi State
Bulldogs
13
(1) Texas
Longhorns
35
we pulled away after a slow start .. WE ARE NUMBER 1 HOOK'EM HORNS!
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Sat, 9/28, 6:00 PM CDT
Stanford
Cardinal
2-1
(17) Clemson
Tigers
2-1
Odds: CLEM-21.5
O/U57.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Dabo Tigers
Clemson begins to look like .. Clemson. Howard's Rock!
Final
Stanford
Cardinal
14
(17) Clemson
Tigers
40
Told Ya. Clemson is still Clemson. ACC title contender again
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Sat, 9/28, 6:00 PM CDT
(18) Iowa State
Cyclones
3-0
Houston
Cougars
1-3
Odds: ISU-14
O/U43
TV: FS1
WINNER: Iowa State
as long as Tilman Fertitta picks UH's coach's .. they SUCK! BAHHAA
Final
(18) Iowa State
Cyclones
20
Houston
Cougars
0
BAHAHHAA so who is FertittaTARD gonna hire to lose at UH next? lol
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Sat, 9/28, 6:30 PM CDT
(3) Ohio State
Buckeyes
3-0
Michigan State
Spartans
3-1
Odds: OSU-23.5
O/U48.5
TV: PEAC
WINNER: BuckTards
beware BuckTards the UPSET trap game. i warned you. don't fuck up!
Final
(3) Ohio State
Buckeyes
38
Michigan State
Spartans
7
well done BuckyTards! you bitch slap Sparty's "upset" bid in their house
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Sat, 9/28, 6:30 PM CDT
(19) Illinois
Fighting Illini
4-0
(9) Penn State
Nittany Lions
3-0
Odds: PSU-17.5
O/U47.5
TV: NBC
WINNER: JoePa Lions
it's time for Bret Buttplug to be eaten by the JoePa Lions
Final
(19) Illinois
Fighting Illini
7
(9) Penn State
Nittany Lions
21
Bret Buttplug goes down in JoePa's house BAHHAA
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Sat, 9/28, 6:30 PM CDT
(2) Georgia
Bulldogs
3-0
(4) Alabama
Crimson Tide
3-0
Odds: UGA-1.5
O/U48.5
TV: ABC
WINNER: BAMA
this is the BIG ONE! best ranked matchup to date. BAMA channels Saban
Final
(2) Georgia
Bulldogs
34
(4) Alabama
Crimson Tide
41
WHAT A GAME! TOLD YA! BAMA IS STILL .. BAMA!!
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Sat, 9/28, 6:45 PM CDT
South Alabama
Jaguars
2-2
(14) LSU
Tigers
3-1
Odds: LSU-22.5
O/U65.5
TV: SECN
WINNER: LSU
scrimmage
Final
South Alabama
Jaguars
10
(14) LSU
Tigers
42
scrimmage
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Sat, 9/28, 9:00 PM CDT
Washington State
Cougars
4-0
(25) Boise State
Broncos
2-1
Odds: BSU-7.5
O/U63.5
TV: FS1
WINNER: Smurfs
going all in with smurfs and their blue turf
Final
Washington State
Cougars
24
(25) Boise State
Broncos
45
Told YA. Smurfies roll over WSU
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Sat, 9/28, 9:15 PM CDT
Arizona
Wildcats
2-1
(10) Utah
Utes
4-0
Odds: UTAH-11.5
O/U47.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Utah
Utes found a way to beat the Pokes without Rising. can they do it again?
Final
Arizona
Wildcats
23
(10) Utah
Utes
10
i really hoped the Utes could pull this out at home but they just aren't the same without Rising
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Sat, 9/28, 10:00 PM CDT
(8) Oregon
Ducks
3-0
UCLA
Bruins
1-2
Odds: ORE-25.5
O/U55.5
TV: FOX
WINNER: Rubber Duckies
this is the Nike Duck's game to lose
Final
(8) Oregon
Ducks
34
UCLA
Bruins
13
about right for the NIKE Rubber Duckies
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Waco Kid's college football 2024 week 5
