Casino Magic
An attractive young lady went into the casino. She seemed a little tipsy and bet $20,000 at the craps table on a single roll of the dice. She told those at the table, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped naked, rolled the dice, and yelled, "Come on, baby, mama needs new clothes."
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "Yes! Yes! I won. I won." She picked up her winnings, grabbed her clothes, and quickly left.
Everyone stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" Another answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
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