Wake up. Take a shower, separately or together (I don’t know the conditions of your relationship)… Go eat some pancakes with bacon, or sausage (nothing says ‘yum’ like fried pork & maple syrup) at Denny’s or IHOP… Come home, have sex with someone of your choosing… Go to a good mall, do some people watching, maybe buy some shit (you ladies are good at that. Keep the receipt and the product in the trunk of your car until you do or don’t get over the ‘Buyer’s Guilt’ of your purchase, which you ladies are bad about)…Eat a quick, crappy lunch at Taco Bell or a sorta decent one at Panda Express (this will vary on your ‘Buyer’s Guilt’ mentioned earlier)…Go home, have sex with someone, then take an ‘old lady nap’…Wake up, quick shower again, go to a movie..Have dinner at the nearby Panera Bread…Go home, have sex with someone, quick shower and off to bed you go.
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