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Old 08-12-2023, 06:12 AM   #1
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Default Encounter: Joann in NRH - Worst Ever - Absolute HELL NO

Date: Mid August
Name: Joann
User ID:: NA
Phone: 8176150514
Email Address: -
URL / Website: https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...801/8176150514
City: North Richland Hills
State: Texas
Address: NRH, east of Holliday Ln and 820
Activities: CFS
Hair Length and Color: red shoulder length
Age: 60
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Much older and skinnier than pics. Skinniest provider (80 lbs) I have ever seen, literally skin on bones. The years have been cruel to her. Much worse than pics
Recommendation: No
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Old 08-12-2023, 07:02 AM   #2
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You gotta probably check yourself more than her if she was 60 and you were still fine with it
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Old 08-12-2023, 07:18 AM   #3
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This great grandma is a no for me even based on the pics, lol.
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Old 08-12-2023, 09:53 AM   #4
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Old 08-12-2023, 11:50 AM   #5
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She is the exception to the statement “The worst I ever had was wonderful”.
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Old 08-12-2023, 12:14 PM   #6
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Starts singing “Don’t go chasing waterfalls..
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Old 08-12-2023, 03:02 PM   #7
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Old 08-12-2023, 08:53 PM   #8
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Holy shit that bottom pic looks like a much younger sherry picture LOL
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Old 08-13-2023, 05:15 AM   #9
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Umm…not exactly sure what to say on this one ..
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Old 08-13-2023, 07:49 AM   #10
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Her ad states "Your time spent with me will be unforgettable". She's correct with that statement.
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Old 08-13-2023, 10:08 AM   #11
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I wonder who's teeth those are? Obviously aren't hers. Oh, wait, my review of the GILF, didn't she say that Beavis or Butthead stole her teeth?

All joking aside, sorry for your loss.
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Old 08-14-2023, 12:53 PM   #12
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An aged Max Headroom with a bad wig?....chompers compliments of SNL--- Night at the Roxbury w/J.Carey
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Old 08-15-2023, 03:38 PM   #13
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I salute the OP... even booking her and admitting to it anonymously online is something I don't think I'd do... and there ain't much I've done in life that I'm ashamed of.. but that certainly would be one I'd have to consider.

I mean it'd be different if she had a nice personality and reminded me of nana...

*Edit - strangely enough Lana Del Reys' Young and Beautiful was playing on my music feed as I wrote the above.
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Old 08-16-2023, 03:07 AM   #14
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Holy shit that bottom pic looks like a much younger sherry picture LOL


I'd still rather see this provider over Sherry all things equal.


That's how bad my Sherry experience was 10+ years ago.
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Old 08-16-2023, 09:13 AM   #15
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I salute the OP... even booking her and admitting to it anonymously online is something I don't think I'd do...
I have reviewed 96% of those I've seen, but it's not 100% for that reason. Just couldn't bring myself to admit having seen them. One of them I saw twice, and I saw her solely based on one guy's review here. He gave her a ''yes'', but grossly under-represented her weight. That doesn't excuse my second visit, LOL


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I'd still rather see this provider over Sherry all things equal.


That's how bad my Sherry experience was 10+ years ago.
I like Sherry, but I know many do not. A true Hobbyist needs to get into the mud, into the weeds. Sample the smorgasboard.

I'm not ruling out Joanne. For that price, even if it sucks you have a story to tell.
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