... Most people got cellular phones now, so the odd calls
are prolly a low number... but think of the businesses
out there - gettin' the constant calls from pranksters
as well as the telephone-marketteers.
And THAT just might surely screw YOU over while making
a real honest call to a place... For example:
Awhile back, a fellow was askin' the price for
a two-lovvy massage session at Kyoto Spa...
I told the fellow that I wasn't sure of the cost,
but I would surely find out. ...
So I rang them up one evening and the House-Mum answered.
And I asked what a two-girl session might cost. ...
The bleedin' House-Mum was ANGRY and screaming at me:
"Why you call here?" ... "Why you talk funny?" ...
Why you wanna know price?" ... "Are YOU police?" ...
... And I said to her, "Hold on there, Luv - it's Salty.
I was there for a go awhile-back and just wan-
Hello? ... HELLO?! ... are you still on the line?"
... She had hung up. ...
..
... So, I'm sayin' - just think of the businesses
out there that gotta put up with louts and odd
shithouse rats botherin' them all the day.
#### Salty