Found on another site....

[rooster]

PSA: Ad translations

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: (edited: figure it out)

Spinner: (See "Party Friendly" above)

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on (edited) instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[buffalomw10]

NBA no blacks allowed

[Crazy Bob]

Open Minded: Grant or Franklin will get you in the back door.

[offshoredrilling]

safe incall = inside anyways, play room not near front of house

[Guest072323]

fuckin Roo

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

safe incall = inside anyways, play room not near front of house

Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar

fuckin Roo

I was just wondering Sir,

if that safe incall got shot with many rounds as ya playing, Would the john still be blacklisted as a sheet streaker???? Is the shower time not counted as time with if got carjacked or shot on the way in ????

wherever Roo got that is not looking at the full ROC experience of P4P

[Whynot2022]

Available... 2hr... Stop at Starbucks or can you get me cigs... Oh just give me 10 minutes!

[fish098]

transportation to pick me up

[randombl]

Is someone actually paying deposits. that comes up a lot lately.


Like are people actually doing it or is it like NFTs where theres a 90% profit loss since it became a idea but everyone keeps trying to do it anyways.

[jeffm]

I wanted to laugh but I cried because the post was spot on.

[Grace Preston]

Originally Posted by randombl

Is someone actually paying deposits. that comes up a lot lately.


Like are people actually doing it or is it like NFTs where theres a 90% profit loss since it became a idea but everyone keeps trying to do it anyways.

Honestly-- if you had asked me this a month ago I would have said very few....


But in the few weeks I've been back in action-- I've had at least half a dozen offer to send a deposit. Offer. Without me asking. I declined as its not my preference-- I'm not big on creating a trail when I can avoid it.

[ben dover]

It's getting to be the norm, at least the asking for them is.

[woodywouldpekher]

Originally Posted by ben dover

It's getting to be the norm

Bob Dylan said it best

[randombl]

Originally Posted by Grace Preston

Honestly-- if you had asked me this a month ago I would have said very few....


But in the few weeks I've been back in action-- I've had at least half a dozen offer to send a deposit. Offer. Without me asking. I declined as its not my preference-- I'm not big on creating a trail when I can avoid it.

Their offering...They enjoy ruining the market. You can't create a fake name with zelle or cash app I'm not giving that shit away.


Plus the robbery chance is through the roof.