Birthday Fun

[EJ Dfw]

With the pandemic going on I couldn’t do much for my birthday last year. I am vaccinated and ready to move around this year. Any ideas on who...i mean what should do?

[mtabsw]

1. Take all of your money out of your wallet and throw it out the window of your car in an economically disenfranchised neighborhood.

2. Go home, strip down, put your dick in a door jamb, and slam the door on it.

3. When you regain control of your senses, run full speed head down into a brick wall.

You'll wake up in the morning broke, with a roaring headache and a dripping dick, and you'll think you had a great time.

[EJ Dfw]

Lmaoooo wth