sex and the ER room

[DallasRain]

NEVER EVER dance in a hotel room lol!!
I was salsa dancing to Santana... the wood-type hotel floor was slick... I was wearing socks....WELL bammmm I slid and fell on my elbow
Just a slight booboo bump on it.. no harm done(thank god) lol!!!


I was having a sexy playtime on thanksgiving day... I was using the vibrater a little too hard on my kitty...well ended up with swollen wrist... sprained some tendons! (it has now healed)

I like watching that show on tv Sex sent me to the ER... you ever watch it? any stories you have??

[Enchanterlingum]

Here is an example of stuff that only happens to me:

About two years ago, I was sleeping nude as I generally did. I turned over and gave myself a testicular torsion. Being the idiot I am, I reversed it myself and didn't go to the hospital for 24 hours, having gone to work the next day. I waited until the middle of the night and Lefty was the size of a baseball. I hobbled into the ER and told them what I did. They looked at me pretty side-eyed and didn't believe me until they did the ultrasound. They assumed I was drug-seeking until I refused all pain medication.

[yourdesire]

More stories this is awesome!

[Unique_Carpenter]

Come on Dallas,
Lets hear about churches

[DallasRain]

lol
well I have had sex...behind a pu;pit/at a church camp/in a church baptismal/on a church pew/and in a church cemetary!

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

lol
well I have had sex...behind a pu;pit/at a church camp/in a church baptismal/on a church pew/and in a church cemetary!

Well you got me on the "in the baptismal", but I've got the Choir loft and the rest.

[DallasRain]

i got the choir loft too lol

[Unique_Carpenter]

But, your church camp pulpit should only be partial credit.
I've got the church banquet hall kitchen which should be at least a partial credit.

[DallasRain]

lol ok you win!!


well i am proud to say that I have been pampering myself physically and mentally... and I am a renewed woman... on fire for living!!

[CryptKicker]

I've got the pastor's office with HIS daughter! LOL

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by CryptKicker

I've got the pastor's office with HIS daughter! LOL

If it had been the pastor’s wife, that would have been a thread winner... Close it up!! The daughter, though, is pretty good, as well...

[CryptKicker]

Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

If it had been the pastor’s wife, that would have been a thread winner... Close it up!! The daughter, though, is pretty good, as well...

The wife was a dog. Couldn't have even done her from behind with her head in her pillow.

[DallasRain]

Originally Posted by CryptKicker

I've got the pastor's office with HIS daughter! LOL

lol awesome

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

lol
well I have had sex...behind a pu;pit/at a church camp/in a church baptismal/on a church pew/and in a church cemetary!

"in a church baptismal"

Gotta know: with or without the water in the baptismal?

I have done it in a swimming pool, full of water, but not in the baptismal. Underwater is kinda fun.

[DallasRain]

underwater would be scarey lol

it was empty