Questions NOT to Ask a Provider

[Horn^I^Dog]

I didn't come up with this shit. Kora Jade did. I just thought it might be fun to get some feedback from the gents and the gals.


1. Do you have a boyfriend?
2. How much do you earn?
3. What is your real name?
4. How many clients do you see a day?
5. Can I get your personal number?
6. Can I take you out to dinner?
7. Can I get a special rate?
8. If I give you an allowance each week will you stop escorting?
9. Have you seen any other clients today?
10. Can you give me a selfie?
11. I know we are out of time bu can we try a little bit more until I cum?


I know I've violated more than one of these.


HID (21-HID)

[Ava_LaRue]

12. Do you have a real job?
13. Where do you work?
14. Your reviews say you're a bbw; just how big are you?
15. Can you come to my house after my wife goes to sleep?

[cowboyup1960]

I don’t suggest using #15 on Ava. She never says ‘no’. Lol.

[Ava_LaRue]

Originally Posted by cowboyup1960

I don’t suggest using #15 on Ava. She never says ‘no’. Lol.

Ha! That was one adventure I wanted no part of!

Besides, Cowboy... you know damn well I'm more of a quickie-in-the-bathroom-at-a-wedding-reception kinda gal!

[cowboyup1960]

Bwahaha!!! Ats ma gal rite der!
Or maybe, ‘Let me put you on hold while I deliver a BBBJCIM right quick. I’ll be with you in a minute’.
Ava is Always making time for priorities.
She’s a sweety.

[DallasRain]

the one i get alot

you have such a nice ass,why cant I tap it...plzzzz...im not that big and ill be gentle

baaaahhaaaa lol

[Horn^I^Dog]

How about, "How big am I compared to your other clients?"


HID (21-HID)

[Ava_LaRue]

Originally Posted by cowboyup1960

Bwahaha!!! Ats ma gal rite der!
Or maybe, ‘Let me put you on hold while I deliver a BBBJCIM right quick. I’ll be with you in a minute’.
Ava is Always making time for priorities.
She’s a sweety.

Awww, thank ya, Cowboy! You're pretty darn sweet, yourself!

And on Zoom meetings, I call those "connectivity issues!"

Adding to the list...

"Have you felt a connection like this with anyone else?"

"Do any of your other clients "take care" of you like I do?"

"Will you marry me?"

[34E Whitney Weston]

Will you make an exception just this once for me? Nope.

[HoustonRiley]

All of these are spot on.