Planning a massager parlor visit for a BJ, what could go wrong?

[rolechange]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

suggestion... stay home and jack off.. it's cheaper, faster, and you won't be worried about a Boogie Man. you have no business seeking a Spa BBBJ under your condition.

or even worse, avoid you being in the closet with the door cracked with dick in hand, or popping out like some mystical goblin, you fucking spagett

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyh3C1xDT3Y

[Oki2]

https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE

This is an oldie but goody on why you don’t talk your way out

[BiggD6]

Rubber could rip - If she just got done sucking off some other guy she could pass on some shit that will give you the drips or the burns.

Fuzz could bust in while your getting blown - your dick could go limp and not finish the job, they could fine you, arrest you, make you go to sex disease classes, lawyers, fees, etc. No matter what they do to you or say, just STFU.

Some observant concerned citizens who think they are doing the community a favor might see you park and get out - take your picture and post it to shame you, write a threatinging note that says they have your plate numbers and will alert your wife and the cops and leave it on your windshield.

Your so nervous your dick won't get hard - you just blew your money and she can't even get hard to give you that BJ, no refunds.

You could run into a dude who's coming out and that blows your anonymity - dick might not get hard, you could be embarrassed.

Your car won't start after you've done the deed - you'll have to call a tow truck, cab, wife, they will know what you were doing.

You ate something bad - bad case of gas or worse, the squirts. Poor girl having to deal with that, she might bite the hell out of your dick. Or maybe she's got the same thing and you both stink up the room, might wanna bring some air freshener.

You might be able to hire Chung to run some interference for you and watch your car, check to see if the coast is clear when going in, fight off the concerned citizens, call you on your cell while you are in the spa if the cops show up so you can get your clothes on. Chung, I will arrange the fees and take a commission, if you are cool with that?
Hope that helps

[Owj]

LE could bust down the door while you are in her mouth and she takes a hard bite. Rubber could rip and she chokes on it and dies. The O is so good you have a heart attack and have to be rushed to the hospital. Your SO goes to the same spa for her Chi Adjustment and you run into each other.

You are actually more likely to catch staph from the the table shower than any of the above.

[JRLawrence]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o...ature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js4X-JdciHU

It is recommended that everyone watch these two presentations, especially the one by the law professor.