Real Estate Sex?

[ICU 812]

A brain Storm with a brief pop of lightning:

Well maybe a drizzle with a hiccup.

Anybody out there, provider or Hobbyise, ever use their st5atus as a legitimate real estate agent to schedule a session while :"showing" a property?

Neighbors wont notice unusual activity if someone strange shows up every few days. If the action is spread out over several places, no one will ever figure it out. There is no room to pay for . . .just don't mess up the place . Eventually you get a payout to cover the Hobby donations.

There has got to be a way to make this work . . .from either side of the Hobby equation.

[Opossum]

This is probably one of the dumbest post in the history of Eccie. Do you seriously see an upside? If it's because it saves on a hotel then that person is too broke to hobby.

[Unique_Carpenter]

ICU,
Seriously?
So.....
How do you get the owners to leave the house that frequently so the house can be shown?
What if owner comes back early?
Or, what if another real estate broker shows up?
What does the real estate agent tell the broker about how the "show" went, so Broker can tell owners?
Btw, nowadays for a real estate show, names, tele, etc all go onto a log of who sees a place.

[zeke10]

Owners may occasionally have hidden cameras set up so you are not tempted to steal or damage anything. Would be terrible to get caught.

I don't think it's a terrible idea, but highly risky.

[ICU 812]

Look, this is mostly a fantasy in my head sort of thing.

I was thinking that a real estate agent would KNOW what properties would be safe to use and when. For a guy, this scenario might let him get in a session now and then without having to account for his time.

It is my understanding that Indy providers often have a Real World "day job". For a female real estate agent who plays, this would give her a bit (a good bit) of cash that is off the books.

It couldn't be a sort of movable brothel, or even something that goes on every day.

If it can be made to work for real, OK then. If this is just stuff for a porn video, I'll just close my eyes and leqan back in my recliner and make up my own video.

[ICU 812]

I can't quite get it right, but there is some kind of pun joke here that involves "...I'll show you mine, if you show me yours".

[papadee]

Originally Posted by ICU 812

Look, this is mostly a fantasy in my head sort of thing.

I was thinking that a real estate agent would KNOW what properties would be safe to use and when. For a guy, this scenario might let him get in a session now and then without having to account for his time.

It is my understanding that Indy providers often have a Real World "day job". For a female real estate agent who plays, this would give her a bit (a good bit) of cash that is off the books.

It couldn't be a sort of movable brothel, or even something that goes on every day.

If it can be made to work for real, OK then. If this is just stuff for a porn video, I'll just close my eyes and leqan back in my recliner and make up my own video.

While not exactly the same scenario, I understand the fantasy. I own rental homes (so I'm the owner). Once, a FWB and I were at one of my empty homes looking at what needed to be done. We got hot & bothered and decided to do it right there in the basement. It was fun & sexy. Now I look at my other properties and think what if, when, how can I make it happen again. Something about being in an empty house now turns me on.

[Fizley]

Back in the early 90s, well before small wireless cameras we have today, I was having an affair with a property manager.

We lived in an area where there was a lot of vacation rentals and cleaning of the rentals typically took place midweek. The cleaning people would come in, she would would follow, inspect the unit, and making final ajustments.

We had a lot of fun in those only vacant units.

One time we had owners arriving at this one unit and they showed up early. We were mid thurst when they announced their arrival. I jumped up quickly threw on my pants/shirt and ran over to the closet and there was a dryer in the closet. I pretended I was doing some cleaning maintenance on the dryer as she finished dressing.

Now days there are cameras everywhere.

I miss those days.

[Majichands]

There was a show called sex sent me to the ICU and that actually happened the guy took his girlfriend because the bed was extra bouncy and he bounced into the mirror sliced his leg and got blood everywhere and had to go to the ER....NOT SMART..I'M SURE HE LOST HIS LICENSE

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by ICU 812

A brain Storm with a brief pop of lightning:

Well maybe a drizzle with a hiccup.

You got it right in the first two sentences.

This is way beyond stupid. Never, ever, mix up your business with the hobby.