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Originally Posted by Weissach
Well.. this may or may NOT be the same.. I used to see a lady walking her piss ant dog in from the next street over.. "I do like dog" so I talked to her often... then I showed up it small claims court.. ( I was suing someone).. and sure as shit.. there she was... a county JUDGE.... we looked at each other... I am glad I told her her (piss ant) dog was cute... OF COURSE I won.. is that the same..
BUT long ago.. I was doing this "massage lady"-- she applied for a job that I was running.. and my dumb ass asst. manager set me up for a 2nd interview.. HOPE I didn't hire her...
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god dammit Weissach, you made me literally spit out my nightcap and get that shit all over everywhere, plus you forced me into the 2nd breakage of my sabbatical; i blame russ38 for the first breakage. dammit Russ..
this was the one that got me:
"I do like dog." bahahahahahahahahahaha..
like wtf bro, we aint livin in no damn 3rd world Vietnam. you bastard, this was this chick's family pet..
wait, was this one of those things that looks like a hot dog with a tail? if so, i totally get it. that thought has crossed my mind as well a time or two. lemme grab some condiments right quick. do you take relish and ketchup or plain and dry? and ya, totally my bad..
but to be honest, if you ate the judge's family pet, you might want to just skip the trial and go straight ahead to the appeals, as your chances before her bench are about the same as a hole in one...on 18 consecutive holes..
aight back to sabbatical i go.