Original Song Title:
"Elvira"
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MP3)
Original Performer:
The Oak Ridge Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Elmira"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Elmira,
That New York city, Elmira
Town that's cool as Heaven, very, very fine
Sure does sparkle up that little old home of mine
The atmosphere's appealin' up and down each street
Nightime makes my town, Elmira shine
So I'm singin'
Elmira, Elmira,
Great New York city, Elmira
Pretty here, nice cop-a, nice cop-a, hey now
People care, they stop-a, they stop-a, chat now
Shines like silver, night-day
Good neighbors stop and greet you
Get together everyday
No arguein' or hollers,
Anyone would loan you dollars,
Just passing through? won't find a nicer stay
Church bells ringin'
Elmira, Elmira
Of it, won't tire, Elmira,
Pretty here, nice cop-a, nice cop-a, hey now
People care, they stop-a, they stop-a, chat now
Shines like silver, night-day
Shines like silver, night-day
Formed from town of Chemung
"One Seven Ninety Four"
Then in eighteen 0 eight
They changed it's name once more
Fin'lly became Elmira,
With a welcome door,
Friendliness, it ranks the highest score
Smiles, it's bringin'
Elmira, Elmira
No town ranks higher, than Elmira,
Pretty here, nice cop-a, nice cop-a, hey now
People care, they stop-a, they stop-a, chat now
Shines like silver, night-day
Shines like silver, night-day