The only pussy he grabbed was Melania’s ... OK and yer mum’s! Trudaddy smashed her so hard, she spat her false teeth clears across the room and broke the window.
I have never been to Clarksville or anywhere else in NS, but I hear it’s lovely in the summer, if yous can dodge the skeeters. I did smash a French Bluenoser broad once upon a time at a truck stop near Edmundston.
But from the sounds of things, yous want to get to Clarkesville, right NOW!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarksville,_Nova_Scotia