a snowstorm
So the other night it snowed, and in the morning the kids and I went out and made a snowman.
Neighbor: Why do you always make snowMEN, why can't you make a snowWOMAN for a change.
So, I took her up on the offer.
My neighbor across the street then came over, he complained about the voluptuous nature of the snow-woman. So I dialed back the attributes. And decided to make a snow man to make all happy.
A person driving by, then stopped by my house and felt the need to tell me how offended he was, and since he's a muslim my snow-lady should be covered up.
The lesbian couple down the steet felt the need to stop by and complain that I had a snowman and a snow-woman, and I should have 2 snow women.
To appease the neighbors, I made 2 snow women and the rainbow coalition felt I should make the snowpeople with interchangable parts.
So I knocked down the second snow woman, and just left the single snow woman. Some feminst who was walking by called the cops because I was beating the snow woman with a shovel as this depicts the abuse that probably occurs in my house every day.
By the time the cop got here, I was labeled a racist by the black lady because my snowpeople are always white.
I brushed aside all this crap and was putting the final touches on my family snow-woman, which I was ripped apart on CNN for putting the snow-woman in the domestic roll by putting a broom in her hands.
When Anderson Cooper asked if I had anyone helping me, I said my children, At that point the Department of Child Services took away my children.
Moral of the story, the snowflakes ruined this country.
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