Guy walks into a bar ...
Was watching some TV show and heard this, thought pretty funny ...
Guy walks into a bar, sits next to a good looking blonde having a drink. He starts to chat her up and she immediately interrupts him and says "Sorry, fella, I am really just here for a drink and not interested in any hook ups!"
He smiles at her and says "What would you say if I offered you a million dollars to sleep with me for one night?".
She thinks about it for a second and says "Well, that changes everything! Let's go!".
Then he says "What would you say if I changed the offer to twenty bucks?"
She says "A-hole, what kind of girl do you think I am???"
He smiles and says "Darlin' I think we already figured that out, now we are just negotiating!".
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