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Tiny · 08-05-2019, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Austin Ellen

It's so nice to see you back Tiny

Thanks Ellen!

oeb11 · 08-05-2019, 01:09 PM

Tiny - from experience - Never trust the Olive branch offered....
It is the Snake persuading the Hippo to give him a ride across the river, and bites the hippo mid-river
Hippo asks why

Snake replies - Because I am a snake!

Yssup Rider · 08-05-2019, 04:53 PM

Snark replies: It’s a scorpion!

themystic · 08-05-2019, 08:01 PM

[QUOTE=Tiny;1061674476]Mystic, my friend, I have a proposal. We need to bring the love back to this forum. You're left of center and I'm right of center but we still get along. I want to recreate what IB Hankering and Little Monster did last night. But instead of being at each others throats, we'll create a Kumbaya moment here at eccie. Something like ebony and ivory will live together in perfect harmony.

So at midnight Saturday night I'll start the stop watch on my Iphone and you'll do the same on your rinky dink Android. At the beginning of every minute, I'll post "Peace and Love." And 30 seconds in, you'll post "Hare krishna, Hare rama." We'll do this continuously until 5:30 AM, with a couple of bathroom breaks. Not only will be bring harmony back to the forum, we'll both increase our post counts by 330. What do you say

I’m in Tiny. I’m writing a new song with McCatney now. Maybe it will be ready by Saturday

Tiny · 08-05-2019, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by themystic

I’m in Tiny. I’m writing a new song with McCatney now. Maybe it will be ready by Saturday

Good deal!!! I'm sure he's excited to be working with his old colleague's look-alike. If this works here we'll branch out, with the ultimate goal of achieving world peace.

Tiny · 08-11-2019, 04:02 PM

Mystic, sorry, I dropped the ball and completely forgot about last night. I bet you were stationed at your keyboard at 12:30 AM, ready to type Hare Krishna, Hare Rama. The record breaking and world peace will have to wait until next Saturday.

themystic · 08-11-2019, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiny

Mystic, sorry, I dropped the ball and completely forgot about last night. I bet you were stationed at your keyboard at 12:30 AM, ready to type Hare Krishna, Hare Rama. The record breaking and world peace will have to wait until next Saturday.

Its ok Brother. We will catch up next Saturday. I went to the AMP Blue in Dallas last night to make sure I was in the right frame of mind to advance the cause for world peace. Man Tiny, I love Asian pussy. They are so appreciative, especially when you pay them also. Are there any Jewish Asians? Black Jewish Asians? I think that would do much to heal the racial divide that Trump and his DTDS minions have caused

Tiny · 08-11-2019, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by themystic

Its ok Brother. We will catch up next Saturday. I went to the AMP Blue in Dallas last night to make sure I was in the right frame of mind to advance the cause for world peace. Man Tiny, I love Asian pussy. They are so appreciative, especially when you pay them also. Are there any Jewish Asians? Black Jewish Asians? I think that would do much to heal the racial divide that Trump and his DTDS minions have caused

Yes Mystic, it's important to get in the mood to promote world piece. I've done as much Asian pussy as anyone here, almost all of it in its native habitat, and heartily agree, they are so appreciative when you pay them. Having scouted out freelance bars all over the region, I can tell you with some certainty there are no Jewish or Black Jewish providers in East Asia. However, in the Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia and Thailand, Chinese are considered the same as Jews and IMHO are much better POA's (Pieces of Ass) than JAP's (Jewish American Princesses.) Both will nag you for designer handbags and shoes but when push comes to shove, the Chinese woman will be happy with $80 and a tasty meal from a street vendor.

themystic · 08-11-2019, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiny

Yes Mystic, it's important to get in the mood to promote world piece. I've done as much Asian pussy as anyone here, almost all of it in its native habitat, and heartily agree, they are so appreciative when you pay them. Having scouted out freelance bars all over the region, I can tell you with some certainty there are no Jewish or Black Jewish providers in East Asia. However, in the Philippines, Indonesia, and Thailand, Chinese are considered the same as Jews and IMHO are much better POA's (Pieces of Ass) than JAP's (Jewish American Princesses.) Both will nag you for designer handbags and shoes but when push comes to shove, the Chinese woman will be happy with $80 and a tasty meal from a street vendor.

LMAO. That's great info Tiny!. Im considering Thailand as retirement location. I have to put 800,000 Baht in Savings account for 2 months prior to relocation and show proof of 65,000 Baht per month income. Then pay $ 675 UD dollars for Visa. Is that enough to live well in Thailand

Tiny · 08-11-2019, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by themystic

LMAO. That's great info Tiny!. Im considering Thailand as retirement location. I have to put 800,000 Baht in Savings account for 2 months prior to relocation and show proof of 65,000 Baht per month income. Then pay $ 675 UD dollars for Visa. Is that enough to live well in Thailand

It depends on how you define "well." You'll get more for your money in Thailand than you would in the U.S. For 65,000 Baht, or about $2000 per month, you can get a comfortable, air conditioned apartment, and eating out for most meals won't be a problem, provided you're satisfied with street food (which is pretty good), food courts and reasonably priced restaurants. When I'm there it's not for long, and I've got no problem blowing 4500 Baht on a bar fine and a poke. I understand though that 1500 Baht is pretty doable. If you're below 65, good quality medical care will be a bargain. But I don't think Medicare pays outside the USA, so that may be a consideration. I don't have a handle on costs except in Bangkok. Your dollar will probably go farther outside Bangkok, except for resort towns like Phuket.

If you actually start to look seriously at it let me know. I used to know a contact who could give you some good info, although I'm not sure he's still living in Thailand, or even alive.

Tiny · 08-17-2019, 08:57 AM

Mystic, I just read that Elizabeth Warren is now the favorite to win the Democratic nomination, according to people who are risking their money on the election:

https://www.newsweek.com/elizabeth-w...rimary-1454706

https://www.predictit.org/markets/de...ial-nomination

I think she may be the next president of our country. She won't be as bad as Hitler, Stalin or Hugo Chavez. But she may be every bit the equal of Christina Kirchner, who ran Argentina down the shitter.

At first I was depressed. Then I became paranoid and went into a panic attack. Now, 10 minutes ago, I started calling television stations and law enforcement agencies making threats. I think they're sending someone for me. The last time this happened they put me in a straight jacket and locked me up for a couple of weeks.

So anyway I don't see being able to work for world peace this evening. I was really looking forward to it, thinking it would be like the old Jerry Lewis telethons. It will have to wait. My sincere apologies.

If something happens to me, I have one last request. Please get right with Austin Ellen, she's a good person. Like me she loves log cabin Republicans (PLATONIC LOVE ONLY), and also I believe children, pets, and people of all races and colors. Goodbye my friend.

oeb11 · 08-17-2019, 08:59 AM

Tiny - you could have written for 2 1/2 men.
Creative!

Tiny · 08-17-2019, 09:01 AM

You're very kind oeb. I hope they'll be as nice where I'm going.

oeb11 · 08-17-2019, 09:31 AM

I hope there is not a hidden meaning to that last sentence above, Good Sir!

themystic · 08-17-2019, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiny

Mystic, I just read that Elizabeth Warren is now the favorite to win the Democratic nomination, according to people who are risking their money on the election:

https://www.newsweek.com/elizabeth-w...rimary-1454706

https://www.predictit.org/markets/de...ial-nomination

I think she may be the next president of our country. She won't be as bad as Hitler, Stalin or Hugo Chavez. But she may be every bit the equal of Christina Kirchner, who ran Argentina down the shitter.

At first I was depressed. Then I became paranoid and went into a panic attack. Now, 10 minutes ago, I started calling television stations and law enforcement agencies making threats. I think they're sending someone for me. The last time this happened they put me in a straight jacket and locked me up for a couple of weeks.

So anyway I don't see being able to work for world peace this evening. I was really looking forward to it, thinking it would be like the old Jerry Lewis telethons. It will have to wait. My sincere apologies.

If something happens to me, I have one last request. Please get right with Austin Ellen, she's a good person. Like me she loves log cabin Republicans (PLATONIC LOVE ONLY), and also I believe children, pets, and people of all races and colors. Goodbye my friend.

I will bail you out Tiny. I have offered the Olive Branch to Moscow Ellen and her White Night oeb. They have refused it. I continue to hold them in Love and Light. After All, Love is All You Need