Getting old
So I went to my doctor the other day and she asked me what the problem was.
I told her, "Doc, when I was a teenager, I would wake up in the morning with an erection. When I tried to pee, I had to do a handstand so it was pointing at the toilet. When I was in my 20's, I would wake with an erection and it took both hands to push it down and aim. In my 30's and 40's, I could aim my morning wood with one hand. Now that I'm in my 50's, it only takes one finger."
She replied,"Okay, but I don't understand what the problem is."
So I said, "Damn, doc. How strong am I going to get?"
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