O.M.G...Did he ever find them...

[VENUSNOVA]

Ex-MLB star Lenny Dykstra spent 9 hours dumpster diving outside a Jersey Mike’s. Here’s why. - nj.com
https://www.nj.com/union/2019/06/ex-...heres-why.html



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Gotta love these moments!!

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[VENUSNOVA]

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[VENUSNOVA]

And �� in all respect to Lenny Dykstra.
I was laughing with him not at him.
I have been there done that um maybe 8 times.
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No I dont wear 80k dentures.

But omy these Bellinis..are like truth serum..
In all honesty.
Ok fuck it here it goes..
��..I can relate.
On my wedding night I wore lingerie and padded bra..hoping my new husband would not find out that i was as flat as a board.
Little did I know my exhusband now
Had put a freaking ambien in my drinks and used his new wife every which way until later when he showed me the video.

So Anyway, on the morning of my wedding day I freaked out when I noticed OMG..im naked.
So to avoid any form of embarrassment I tried to sneak out of bed while he was still asleep.
And in doing so I tripped and did a summersalt in the air from the bed to the dresser corner.����..leaving my knocking my front tooth out!!
So the very next week I did get a new set of double dees..and had to wear a partial..yes for the longest time��
I spent many late nights digging in garbage for my partial in my napkin.
So Lenny I felt your Pain!!
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��..im not alone

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Only being a female I was to embarrased to Ask Restaurants worried they might be like..
" you wanna what?!"

Im laughing with him.��

[RetiredSubmariner]

Originally Posted by VENUSNOVA

... On my wedding night I wore lingerie and padded bra..hoping my new husband would not find out that i was as flat as a board.

When you got married your husband had never seen you nekkid?

[Chung Tran]

Dykstra is a POS who deserves every misfortune placed upon him..


https://www.thedailybeast.com/jim-cr...nes-the-zeroes