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Originally Posted by Twistedm3tal
This place was nasty as hell. Sorry to be rude but The women were not my type at all. Right when I was about to leave one of the strippers cornerd me and pressed her body up against mine. My back was against the wall i felt like a cornered animal and she was the predator. She started asking me questions.
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woah , STRANGER DANGER! would have promptly explained about boundaries and asked her to please remove her woman parts off of my body.
Then politely inform this young lady I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie