nfl week 14

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forgot to make the nfl picks for thursday. so this will not count.

Thursday December 6, 2018

Final

Jacksonville Jaguars (4-9) 9

Tennessee Titans (7-6) 30


Titans gave the jags a major beat down.

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Sunday December 9, 2018

Car -2.5
TV: FOX • 1:00 PM EST
Carolina Panthers (6-6)
Cleveland Browns (4-7-1)
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KC -8.5
TV: CBS • 1:00 PM EST
Baltimore Ravens (7-5)
Kansas City Chiefs (10-2)
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GB -4.5
TV: FOX • 1:00 PM EST
Atlanta Falcons (4-8)
Green Bay Packers (4-7-1)
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Buf -3.5
TV: CBS • 1:00 PM EST
New York Jets (3-9)
[/URL]Buffalo Bills (4-8)
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Was -1.0
TV: FOX • 1:00 PM EST
New York Giants (4-8)
Washington Redskins (6-6)
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NO -7.5
TV: FOX • 1:00 PM EST
New Orleans Saints (10-2)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-7)
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NE -7.0
TV: CBS • 1:00 PM EST
New England Patriots (9-3)
Miami Dolphins (6-6)
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Hou -3.5
TV: CBS • 1:00 PM EST
Indianapolis Colts (6-6)
Houston Texans (9-3)
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Den -3.5
TV: CBS • 4:05 PM EST
Denver Broncos (6-6)
San Francisco 49ers (2-10)
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LAC -14.5
TV: CBS • 4:05 PM EST
Cincinnati Bengals (5-7)
Los Angeles Chargers (9-3)
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Pit -13.0
TV: CBS • 4:25 PM EST
Pittsburgh Steelers (7-4-1)
Oakland Raiders (2-10)
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Det -2.5
TV: CBS • 4:25 PM EST
Detroit Lions (4-8)
Arizona Cardinals (3-9)
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Dal -3.5
TV: CBS • 4:25 PM EST
Philadelphia Eagles (6-6)
Dallas Cowboys (7-5)
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LAR -4.0
TV: NBC • 8:20 PM EST
Los Angeles Rams (11-1)
Chicago Bears (8-4)
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Monday December 10, 2018

Sea -3.0
TV: ESPN • 8:15 PM EST
Minnesota Vikings (6-5-1)
Seattle Seahawks (7-5)
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week 14 picks - alrighty. let see how I do this weekend.
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Sunday December 9, 2018

Car -2.5
TV: FOX • 1:00 PM EST
Carolina Panthers (6-6, 1-5 away)
Cleveland Browns (4-7-1, 3-2-1 Home)

DF Winner - Panthers
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KC -8.5
TV: CBS • 1:00 PM EST
Baltimore Ravens (7-5, 3-3 away)
Kansas City Chiefs (10-2, 5-0 Home)

DF Winner - Chiefs
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GB -4.5
TV: FOX • 1:00 PM EST
Atlanta Falcons (4-8, 1-4 away)
Green Bay Packers (4-7-1, 4-1-1 Home)

DF Winner - Packers
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Buf -3.5
TV: CBS • 1:00 PM EST
New York Jets (3-9, 1-5 away)
Buffalo Bills (4-8, 2-3 Home)

DF Winner - Jets
Toilet bowl! going with the Jets. I think they are a bit better than Buffalo.
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Was -1.0
TV: FOX • 1:00 PM EST
New York Giants (4-8, 2-4 away)
Washington Redskins (6-6, 3-3 Home)

DF Winner - Giants
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NO -7.5
TV: FOX • 1:00 PM EST
New Orleans Saints (10-2, 5-1 away)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-7, 4-2 Home)

DF Winner - Saints
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NE -7.0
TV: CBS • 1:00 PM EST
New England Patriots (9-3, 3-3 away)
Miami Dolphins (6-6, 5-1 Home)

DF Winner - Patriots
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Hou -3.5
TV: CBS • 1:00 PM EST
Indianapolis Colts (6-6, 2-4 away)
Houston Texans (9-3, 5-1 Home)

DF Winner - Texans
Colts are not gonna win it in Texan's house!
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Den -3.5
TV: CBS • 4:05 PM EST
Denver Broncos (6-6, 3-3 away)
San Francisco 49ers (2-10, 2-3 Home)

DF Winner - Denver Broncos
is this game fairly obvious??????
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LAC -14.5
TV: CBS • 4:05 PM EST
Cincinnati Bengals (5-7, 2-3 away)
Los Angeles Chargers (9-3, 4-2 Home)

DF Winner - Chargers
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Pit -13.0
TV: CBS • 4:25 PM EST
Pittsburgh Steelers (7-4-1, 4-1-1 away)
Oakland Raiders (2-10, 1-5 Home)

DF Winner - Steelers
After their loss to Chargers last week, Steelers are going take it out on the hapless Raiders.
Jon Guden should be very afraid.
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Det -2.5
TV: CBS • 4:25 PM EST
Detroit Lions (4-8, 1-4 away)
Arizona Cardinals (3-9, 1-5 Home)

DF Winner - Cardinals

another toilet bowl! a worst possible match up. Lions can't win on the road and the red birds can't win at home. usually home team has advantage, but i'm not so sure on this one.
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Dal -3.5
TV: CBS • 4:25 PM EST
Philadelphia Eagles (6-6, 2-3 away)
Dallas Cowboys (7-5, 5-1 Home)

DF Winner - Cowboys
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LAR -4.0
TV: NBC • 8:20 PM EST
Los Angeles Rams (11-1, 5-1 away)
Chicago Bears (8-4, 5-1 Home)

DF Winner - Rams
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Monday December 10, 2018

Sea -3.0
TV: ESPN • 8:15 PM EST
Minnesota Vikings (6-5-1, 2-3-1 away)
Seattle Seahawks (7-5, 3-2 Home)

DF Winner - Vikings
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week 14 was crappy!

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week 14 was crappy!

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Sunday December 9, 2018 . TV: FOX • 1:00 PM EST

Car -2.5
Carolina Panthers 20
Cleveland Browns 26

DF Winner - Panthers
DF: dammit! the lowly Browns wins it. that I didn't expect.
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Sunday December 9, 2018 . TV: CBS • 1:00 PM EST

KC -8.5
Baltimore Ravens 24
Kansas City Chiefs 27 OT

DF Winner - Chiefs
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Sunday December 9, 2018 . TV: FOX • 1:00 PM EST

GB -4.5
Atlanta Falcons 20
Green Bay Packers 34

DF Winner - Packers
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Sunday December 9, 2018 . TV: CBS • 1:00 PM EST

Buf -3.5
New York Jets 27
Buffalo Bills 23

DF Winner - Jets
Toilet bowl! going with the Jets. I think they are a bit better than Buffalo.

DF: Jets win it in a close game.
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Sunday December 9, 2018 . TV: FOX • 1:00 PM EST

Was -1.0
New York Giants 40
Washington Redskins 16

DF Winner - Giants

DF: Giants beat the 'skins in this scalping.
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Sunday December 9, 2018 . TV: FOX • 1:00 PM EST

NO -7.5
New Orleans Saints 28
Tampa Bay Buccaneers14

DF Winner - Saints

DF: Bucs kept the Saints grounded until a 3rd quarter turnover changed the tempo of the game. It was no easy breeze for the saints in this game as they win it.
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Sunday December 9, 2018 . TV: CBS • 1:00 PM EST

NE -7.0
New England Patriots 33
Miami Dolphins 34

DF Winner - Patriots

DF: Fishies jumps some hoops to beat the Patriots.
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Sunday December 9, 2018 . TV: CBS • 1:00 PM EST

Hou -3.5
Indianapolis Colts 24
Houston Texans 21

DF Winner - Texans
Colts are not gonna win it in Texan's house!

DF: Looks like the Colts corralled the Texans in their house in this close game!
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Sunday December 9, 2018 . TV: CBS • 4:05 PM EST

Den -3.5
Denver Broncos 14
San Francisco 49ers 20

DF Winner - Denver Broncos
is this game fairly obvious??????

DF: absolutely no excuse for the Broncos to lose to the 49ers. so how the hell did Broncos lose to a crappy team like the 49ers!!! bah humbug!
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Sunday December 9, 2018 . TV: CBS • 4:05 PM EST

LAC -14.5
Cincinnati Bengals 21
Los Angeles Chargers 26

DF Winner - Chargers
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Sunday December 9, 2018 . TV: CBS • 4:25 PM EST

Pit -13.0
Pittsburgh Steelers 21
Oakland Raiders 24

DF Winner - Steelers
After their loss to Chargers last week, Steelers are going take it out on the hapless Raiders.
Jon Guden should be very afraid.

DF: Gruden wins it for the raiders in their 3 pt win over the Steelers who lost 2 in a row.
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Sunday December 9, 2018 . TV: CBS • 4:25 PM EST

Det -2.5
Detroit Lions 17
Arizona Cardinals 3

DF Winner - Cardinals
another toilet bowl! a worst possible match up. Lions can't win on the road and the red birds can't win at home. usually home team has advantage, but i'm not so sure on this one.

DF: Lions munch on the red bird carcass in this victory.
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Sunday December 9, 2018 . TV: CBS • 4:25 PM EST

Dal -3.5
Philadelphia Eagles 23
Dallas Cowboys 29 OT

DF Winner - Cowboys

DF: Cowgirls win over the Eagles in overtime. sounds like they need Dove deodorant treatment.
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Sunday December 9, 2018 . TV: NBC • 8:20 PM EST

LAR -4.0
Los Angeles Rams 6
Chicago Bears 15

DF Winner - Rams

DF: this is definitely an upset of epic proportions as Bears prevail over the Rams.
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Monday December 10, 2018 . TV: ESPN • 8:15 PM EST

Sea -3.0
Minnesota Vikings 7
Seattle Seahawks 21

DF Winner - Vikings

DF: seahawks defeat Vikings
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NFL WEEK 14 STATS

DF ....... W .. L . % ... Total Games
week. 1 -- 0 -- 0
week. 2 -- 0 -- 0
week. 3 -- 0 -- 0
week. 4 -- 0 -- 0
week. 5 -- 0 -- 0
week. 6 -- 0 -- 0
week. 7 -- 0 -- 0
week. 8 -- 0 -- 0
week. 9 -- 0 -- 0
week 10 -- 0 -- 0
week 11 -- 0 -- 0
week 12 - 13 -- 2 .867 .. 15
week 13 -- 9 -- 7 .563 .. 16
week 13 -- 7 -- 8 .467 .. 15
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TOTAL --- 29 - 17 .630 .. 46

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NFL WEEK 14 STATS

CORRECTED


DF ....... W .. L . % ... Total Games
week. 1 -- 0 -- 0
week. 2 -- 0 -- 0
week. 3 -- 0 -- 0
week. 4 -- 0 -- 0
week. 5 -- 0 -- 0
week. 6 -- 0 -- 0
week. 7 -- 0 -- 0
week. 8 -- 0 -- 0
week. 9 -- 0 -- 0
week 10 -- 0 -- 0
week 11 -- 0 -- 0
week 12 - 13 -- 2 .867 .. 15
week 13 -- 9 -- 7 .563 .. 16
week 14 -- 7 -- 8 .467 .. 15
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TOTAL --- 29 - 17 .630 .. 46