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09-27-2018, 08:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 7, 2015
Location: SWPA
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Encounter: The skeletor
User ID: -
Date: 9/27/18
Name: Kelsey
Phone: 7249616591
Email Address: -
URL (Profile or Bio Page): -
City: Connellsville
State: Pennsylvania
Address: Near the Moose lodge
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: Groping,BBJ,FIV,K9
Duration of Encounter: 30 minutes
Hair Length and Color: Dirty Blonde shoulder length
Age: Mid 30's?
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Tiny maybe 5'3 Bcup? Too Skinny
Recommendation: No
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09-28-2018, 07:23 AM
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Join Date: Nov 14, 2012
Location: South Hills of Pittsburgh
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I absolutely love these stories!!! We are all fucking pigs, all of us. Do we ever, ever do the right thing and think with our big head? NO!!! I mean I was fucking robbed at sword and kitchen knife point, totally buck naked, maybe 6-7 years ago and what? A week later I'm back to hobbying. Concentration camp resident, fuck it, I drove all this way. Gun to my head? Lesson learned, I'll take two weeks off. Knife to my throat? God this is bad, I better take stock in my life and how I got here. No more of this shit for at least 6-7 days.
I mean I have fucked some of the homeliest, ugliest, fattest most disgusting women you could ever imagine. Women you would laugh at in a bar. But if I drive over 20 minutes, fuck it, I'm here and I'd hate to have wasted my precious time by turning around and driving the other 20 minutes without having busted my nut on this farm animal.
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09-28-2018, 07:51 AM
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Join Date: Sep 12, 2013
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 551
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Now that there is some funny shit!!!
But we all can relate!!
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09-28-2018, 08:11 AM
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Join Date: Feb 25, 2018
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 1,206
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Originally Posted by wesmantooth
I absolutely love these stories!!! We are all fucking pigs, all of us. Do we ever, ever do the right thing and think with our big head? NO!!! I mean I was fucking robbed at sword and kitchen knife point, totally buck naked, maybe 6-7 years ago and what? A week later I'm back to hobbying. Concentration camp resident, fuck it, I drove all this way. Gun to my head? Lesson learned, I'll take two weeks off. Knife to my throat? God this is bad, I better take stock in my life and how I got here. No more of this shit for at least 6-7 days.
I mean I have fucked some of the homeliest, ugliest, fattest most disgusting women you could ever imagine. Women you would laugh at in a bar. But if I drive over 20 minutes, fuck it, I'm here and I'd hate to have wasted my precious time by turning around and driving the other 20 minutes without having busted my nut on this farm animal.
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This is some funny shit, but I refuse to give my money up so lightly. If I drive and get there and she is not up to snuff I bail. Gas, time, yeah pisses me off but I am not going to exacerbate my losses. I only AMP, and would never go into these situations and what I read on here is why, AMP's are much much safer! But it still amuses me to read these guys will see a woman at an AMP and say she dates back to the Ming dinasty, and still go ahead, fuck that I work too hard to give my money so easily! I go to enjoy myself, I can't do that looking at a crone, and I cannot see how you would go ahead with this sort of situation. I always go ready to walk.
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09-28-2018, 08:24 AM
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Join Date: Nov 14, 2012
Location: South Hills of Pittsburgh
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Dogface, I am always ready to walk until that little conversation in my head says, fuck it, just close your eyes and get it over with. lol. Don't get me wrong, I have on occasion said hell no, a walking cigarette streetwalker in Lawrenceville comes to mind. But I've too many times just plowed through all because "I came all this way".
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09-28-2018, 08:59 AM
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Join Date: Jun 22, 2010
Location: A van down by the river
Posts: 4,147
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I agree with Dogface. I don't give a fuck about the time and the money. But I refuse to spend even more money to sexually engage a skanky, dirty, unhealthy, disgusting, pincushion junkie that I wouldn't give a second glance in public. If they don't look as advertised or don't meet my standards, I tell the little head to shut the fuck up and get the hell out. Fortunately my little head and big head are usually on the same page. Some of the women I see reviewed here would make my dick run and hide.
But, in the end, to each, his own.
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09-28-2018, 09:51 AM
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Join Date: Jul 7, 2010
Location: Dive Bar
Posts: 41,212
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But we all can relate!!
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Not really.
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09-28-2018, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Nov 11, 2012
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 16,225
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Originally Posted by jameskirk7
But we all can relate!!
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Maybe once. But after that anyone sane should know better. Many, many years ago when I was young and stupid I had a knife pulled on me by a Ho.
Since then. I have done my research, made smart decisions. And that includes walking away if I got there and things did not match up, she was not what her pics showed, the location was too dicey, etc.
I have walked away before. Just use the right head in making your decisions
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09-28-2018, 03:26 PM
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Join Date: Aug 3, 2013
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 148
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Hey guys,a little trick I use.i park close by but out of sight, like around a corner or something.
When they open door and are scary, i say wow you look better than your pictures. I then reach for my pocket and go " awe fuck, I left my cash in the car".
Just ignore the phone calls and keep on driving
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10-05-2018, 01:54 PM
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Join Date: Oct 24, 2017
Location: Living in the Past
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